|
| |
Saint Paul Park, Minnesota Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Saint Paul Park.
An alien from outer space was spotted going through garbage cans on a Saint Paul Park avenue.
The spirit of a chained up man was observed floating in the air like a cloud in Saint Paul Park. The appearance of the eye witness startled the ghost who then faded away.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer has often been witnessed in Harmon Park late at night twinkling a kerosene lamp.
The Mothman is repeatedly seen by Fish Creek scaring folks.
An alien from Jupiter is rumored to have been spotted on numerous instances gazing at an old woman sleeping in a bed in an apartment in Saint Paul Park.
A space alien from another planet can repeatedly be noticed gazing at the water by Kaposia Park Dam before sunrise.
The phantom of a young-looking woman drenched in blood can be seen over and over again in an autopart store in the Saint Paul Park neighborhood.
A colossal bat has once in a while been noticed going nuts by the entrance to
| |
|
Mississippi National River & Recreation Area.
An ET is every now and then seen trying on a hat in a Saint Paul Park home.
An alien tourist from space has been said to have been noticed on frequent occasions crawling out of a drain hole on a Saint Paul Park street after midnight.
| |
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Saint Paul Park
Submit a lie about Saint Paul Park, Minnesota:
Other untruthful towns near Saint Paul Park, Minnesota:
Newport, Minnesota, 2 miles away
Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota, 3 miles away
South Saint Paul, Minnesota, 5 miles away
Cottage Grove, Minnesota, 7 miles away
Rosemount, Minnesota, 7 miles away
Vermillion, Minnesota, 8 miles away
Saint Paul, Minnesota, 8 miles away
Lake Elmo, Minnesota, 10 miles away
Hampton, Minnesota, 11 miles away
Hastings, Minnesota, 11 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Minnesota
|
Ghost Sightings From Saint Paul Park
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
MORE JOKES
|
