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A gigantic sloth is often seen in a secluded neighborhood near Saint Cloud.
A beheaded female may repeatedly be spotted standing down a murky highway close to Saint Cloud. In any event, this is an unpleasant phantom that should be shunned.
Leonardo da Vinci can be perceived frequently swallowing unleaded from a fuel pump at a gas station in Saint Cloud.
The ghost of a teenage girl has once in a while been perceived walking a German Shepherd late in the night on a gloomy Saint Cloud residential street. Regardless of what, it's a scary phantom that is better not messed with.
A massive raccoon has purportedly been seen on a small number of occasions watching cable in a Saint Cloud living room around midnight.
The phantom of a female with half her head lost may sometimes be witnessed rummaging around in garbage container on a Saint Cloud lane. A woman who lives here alleges that this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Saint Cloud some decades ago. No matter what folks utter,
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it's sure a chilling phantom that you wouldn't want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
A woman having an axe in her head has regularly been perceived hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Saint Cloud.
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Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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