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These are some lies we made up about Saint Cloud.
A gargantuan ox has repeatedly been distinguished at midnight sprinting after a passing Buick on a murky road outside Saint Cloud.
An enormous parrot is repeatedly spotted pulling up weeds in the garden of a mobile home in Saint Cloud.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space has allegedly been perceived on many occasions having a seat on a bench in a house in Saint Cloud.
The ghost of a lady having a cross etched into her head may be spotted very frequently struggling to snatch something by a streetlight in Saint Cloud. In any case, it's a creepy spirit that you wouldn't want to meet before dawn.
An ET from another world has every now and then been perceived in Barden Park in the early morning hours covering a cadaver by a big rock.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her nostrils is once in a while witnessed gazing at the water by Mississippi River Dam very late at night.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship may every so often
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be spotted at Johnson Creek after midnight hurling rocks into the stream.
The ghost of a lady with a dagger in her neck was spotted bass fishing from the shore of Rossier Lake at the stroke of midnight. When the phantom was seen it vanished into the air.
The ghost of a bound up female showed up wandering from residence to residence very
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late at night on a Saint Cloud road. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being perceived.
Cinderella materialized going through a freezer in the kitchen of a Saint Cloud home late at night.
A female with the head of a beast was seen hurling pieces of wood in Charles A. Lindbergh State Park outside the ranger station. When seen the ghost came within reach of the observer who then escaped. Residents assert that this ghost is the undead soul of a former Saint Cloud person who lived here.
The ghost of a man having half his head lost was noticed seated at the kitchen counter in a Saint Cloud apartment. This exact phantom has been distinguished very frequently in this place. Regardless of what, it's sure a chilling phantom that any rational person would not want to encounter.
The ghost of a young female having on a blood-splattered wedding gown has often been made out staring at folks in a Saint Cloud mobile home through a door crack. One thing's for sure, this phantom indisputably is frightening; one that you
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shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Saint Cloud
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Ghost Sightings From Saint Cloud
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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