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A female with a green face has supposedly been noticed on frequent instances in Akron State Wildlife Management Area very late at night dragging a corpse over rocks. One of the locals decisively declares that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring unwise people who come trying to locate ghosts in Rothsay.
A gentleman with an axe in his head can regularly be perceived struggling out of Lawndale Swamp soaked in filth on a dark night. A number of of the folks here claim this phantom may well be a renowned days gone by dweller of Rothsay. In any case, this phantom undeniably is creepy; one that is better not upset.
A space man from planet Venus can be noticed repeatedly taking a rest at a coffee table in a Rothsay building.
The ghost of a delivery man has once in a while been perceived in a wild zone right next door to Rothsay. It's been claimed that this particular ghost is the stressed soul of a long forgotten Rothsay local resident.
A space invader from outer space is every so often seen in Buffalo River State Park near the ranger station reasoning.
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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