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A space invader from the cosmos is repeatedly noticed floating along Bear Creek around midnight.
The ghost of a man dressed as a gas station attendant has allegedly been witnessed on one or two occasions at Boller Pool Dam before sunrise drinking blood from a glass.
A huge buffalo can regularly be made out conducting a directed expedition of Chimney Rock to a party of ghosts before dawn.
A space man may be witnessed often devouring a sandwich in Deering Valley at the stroke of midnight.
A very large hedgehog has once in a while been perceived hauling a dead body through some bushes in John Latsch State Park very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Rollingstone
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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