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A space invader from Saturn has frequently been spotted in the center of Mill Creek devastating a picture.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is frequently witnessed glugging down blood from a cup at Mill Creek Dam after midnight.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object has purportedly been observed on several occasions scrambling out of Marty Lake drenched in slime at midnight.
The phantom of an old gold digger with a big beard and a hook instead of his right hand can often be perceived heaving bricks into Dullinger Lake before sunrise. Anyhow, it's a frightening phantom that should be stayed away from.
The ghost of an old lady grasping a revolver can be distinguished over and over again at a pay phone in Rockville talking on the phone. In any case, it unquestionably is a terrifying phantom that is preferably not messed with.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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