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The ghost of a coal-miner appeared seeking a hat under a parked Ford in a Red Wing parking lot late at night. This phantom is fantastically active in this neighborhood; there have been many other accounts of this precise phantom. A number of of the folks here claim this spirit is that of a local resident who lived here in Red Wing a long time ago.
An alien from the Moon was spotted in a Red Wing area hardware store, walking the aisles.
An alien from another galaxy came into sight attempting to exclaim something on a dark night on a sidewalk in Red Wing.
A woman with a fairly transparent body was noticed pacing through a residence in Red Wing. This is one of those ghosts that is distinguished very often nearby.
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Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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