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These are some lies we made up about Red Wing.
A colossal dingo is regularly perceived creeping out from a manhole on a Red Wing residential street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from deep space has supposedly been observed on many occasions terrifying folks up on Coon Hill.
The phantom of an elderly prospector with a sizeable beard and a wooden right leg may be seen over and over again nosing around in mailboxes at night in Red Wing.
The ghost of a waitress has from time to time been observed by Barn Bluff appearing menacing. A local woman asserts that this ghost is the undead soul of a long dead Red Wing resident.
A huge elk is now and then perceived facing the eye witness at the water at Colvill Bay.
An alien has been said to have been noticed on frequent instances performing a piece of music on a guitar in a Red Wing home.
The spirit of an aged Indian chief can every now and then be distinguished pulling a dead body through some bushes in Anderson
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Park at the stroke of midnight. In any case, this is a horrible spirit that should be shunned.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer has regularly been seen burrowing a crater in Fisher Coulee at night.
An extremely large anteater is regularly distinguished looking at the landscape at Arthur Voth Detention Dam at the stroke
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of midnight.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady has been distinguished on many instances by Buffalo Slough gulping blood from a beaker.
A sphinx can often be made out pulling a dead body from the freezing water of Bullard Creek at night.
A dark crow that shifted shape into a female may be made out very frequently in a Red Wing highschool at the stroke of midnight pacing the hallways. One of the folks who live here definitely declares that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Red Wing in the past.
The ghost of a down-and-out man has every so often been spotted in Afton State Park outside the park headquarters smoking a pipe. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it's a frightening ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
A creepy creature is every so often seen in a mirror in a Red Wing flat; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
A gargantuan baboon has been perceived on numerous instances in a mobile home near Red Wing.
An alien tourist from another galaxy
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was witnessed in Mississippi National River & Recreation Area at the ranger station gripping a human cranium.
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Ghost Sightings From Red Wing
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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