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An alien traveler from another galaxy has supposedly been spotted on frequent occasions ascending out from a manhole on a Prior Lake lane before sunrise.
An alien from Venus can often be perceived playing a melody on a harp in a Prior Lake apartment.
An extremely large dormouse may be seen time and again in a Prior Lake secondary school in the early morning hours striding the halls.
A medusa has every so often been seen in a building in the vicinity of Prior Lake.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is now and then witnessed in a Prior Lake area store, striding the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Prior Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Prior Lake
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
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