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These are some lies we made up about Prior Lake.
A lady with a blue-green face was distinguished walking a German Shepherd very late at night on a dark Prior Lake residential road. The watcher was terrified and ran off.
A space alien from another solar system came into sight in Cleary Lake Regional Park very late at night hauling a cadaver over the grass.
A guy having a knife in his head was witnessed pondering down by the water at Mud Bay. The ghost did not seem to be worried by the observers.
A gentleman's body with the head of a pig showed up at Boiling Springs before dawn frightening folks. When the ghost was made out it vanished into the air. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to bump into.
An alien was observed looking at the landscape at Hilgenberg Pond Dam late at night.
The ghost of a gentleman hauling a sword was noticed watching cable in a Prior Lake living room on a dark night. The ghost was ingested by the thin air after being
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noticed. Residents who have spotted this ghost claim this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Prior Lake many years ago.
A huge wombat has frequently been made out by Bradshaw Lake turning toward the observer.
One of the three Little Pigs is often observed going through garbage container on a Prior
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Lake residential road.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft is rumored to have been observed on several occasions going wild in Porter Creek.
A woman with worms crawling out of her nostrils can frequently be spotted in a wooden boat on Campbell Lake burrowing an outlet. A local man alleges that this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Prior Lake some decades ago.
The ghost of a lady with a knife in her back can be perceived repeatedly floating in the air like a helium balloon in Prior Lake.
A very large toad is once in a while made out staring at an old man sleeping on a mattress in a house in Prior Lake.
A very large lion has purportedly been seen on frequent occasions in an autopart store in the Prior Lake vicinity.
The ghost of a shackled up woman has repeatedly been made out smoking a pipe in Minnesota Valley State Park quite near the park headquarters. Whatever folks state, it is certainly a bloodcurdling spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
Genghis Khan is often
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perceived reading a tabloid right by Mississippi National River & Recreation Area.
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Ghost Sightings From Prior Lake
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
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