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These are some lies we made up about Princeton.
The martian crew member of a UFO was made out in a building in Princeton.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy came into view by Goose Lake struggling to express something.
An ET from Saturn was observed by Bogus Brook struggling to grasp something.
A big terrifying phantom has frequently been distinguished in Kunkel State Wildlife Management Area after midnight twinkling a lamp. Several of the people here allege this ghost likes frightening foolhardy people who have the guts to upset the calm in Princeton.
The ghost of a youthful guy dressed in a confederate uniform is often witnessed in a Princeton apartment. If you listen to the residents, this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Princeton before the present.
The ghost of a tied up guy has allegedly been spotted on a small number of instances walking by the side of a secluded highway outside Princeton. Regardless of what, it's a frightening
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ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to meet.
The ghost of a young-looking woman drenched in blood can frequently be distinguished taking a rest in an armchair in a flat next to Princeton. Whatever people state, it undoubtedly is a terrifying ghost that should be left alone.
A space invader from another galaxy can be noticed
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repeatedly in Father Hennepin State Park at the ranger station looking bloodcurdling.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his chest has sometimes been noticed on a dark night pursuing a passing Ford on a gloomy road in close proximity to Princeton. If you listen to what the locals assert, this spirit is probably the stressed spirit of a local person who used to have a home here in Princeton.
A gigantic chamois is every now and then made out going out of control in Mississippi National River & Recreation Area at the ranger station.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is known to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions in the backseat of a Chrysler by the driver witnessing the spirit in his rear view mirror late in the night.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world can once in a while be perceived by a guy fishing by a lake close to Princeton.
A space invader from outer space has repeatedly been made out taking a rest on a sofa in a house in Princeton.
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space man is often noticed looking for a map next to a lamppost in Princeton.
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Ghost Sightings From Princeton
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Ghost Sightings From Princeton
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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