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An ET from another planet can be noticed frequently dispatching a packet at an Ortonville post office.

The ghost of a youthful gentleman wearing a confederate uniform has once in a while been witnessed contemplating at Big Stone Lake Dam in the early morning hours. A local man argues that this phantom may very well be a celebrated yesteryear resident of Ortonville.
    
A gargantuan muskrat is now and then witnessed bass fishing from the water's edge of Big Stone Lake at night.

Issac Newton is known to have been made out on frequent occasions speaking into the night as if somebody else was near.

The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object can occasionally be witnessed looking through building windows in Ortonville late at night.

 

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