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These are some lies we made up about Onamia.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet has supposedly been seen on one or two occasions in a residence in Onamia.
Snow White was perceived at midnight drifting by on Black Brook.
A space man from planet Saturn appeared at Cove Bay before sunrise looking down into the water.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was made out at Korsness Pool Dam before sunrise taking in the surroundings.
A giant koodoo appeared walking in the middle of a wild road outside Onamia.
The spirit of a man gripping a sword was witnessed in Mille Lacs Kathio State Park at midnight sobbing. The ghost did not care that there was somebody other near.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship has often been spotted shouting in Father Hennepin State Park near the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Onamia
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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