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These are some lies we made up about Ogema.
A sizeable chilling beast may occasionally be distinguished on an Ogema street around midnight.
An ET was perceived by Spring Creek pushing orbs about.
An enormous mouse came into view at South Branch Wild Rice River Lower Dam around midnight appearing chilling.
The ghost of a young cowboy was noticed in Coburn State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours before sunrise burying a cadaver by a big boulder. The ghost mentioned revenging a homicide. In any case, this ghost sure is scary; one that you wouldn't wish to encounter at night.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship came into view looking at an old woman snoozing in an armchair in a mobile home in Ogema.
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Ghost Sightings From Ogema
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Ghost Sightings From Ogema
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
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