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These are some lies we made up about Oak Island.
A space invader from deep space came into view staring at the water by Butterfield Harbor at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader was seen down at the water at Bobbies Bay shouting.
The scary phantom of a conquistador was spotted in Flag Island Reef at the stroke of midnight gazing. The eye witness ran off right after he witnessed the ghost. It has been alleged that this particular ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise folks who have the guts to interrupt the quiet in Oak Island.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy has frequently been distinguished in Northwest Angle State Forest at midnight howling at a shrub.
An Iguanodon is regularly seen floating down Pickeral Creek late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Oak Island
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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