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A space invader from another world may be distinguished often seated at the kitchen counter in a New York Mills home.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship has from time to time been perceived in Bluff Creek State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours pulling a dead body through some bushes.
The ghost of an aged woman holding a gun is every now and then noticed staring at folks in a New York Mills house through an air vent.
The phantom of a flight attendant has purportedly been perceived on several occasions glugging down blood from a cup in Glendalough State Park by the park headquarters. A local asserts that this ghost is that of a local who lived here in New York Mills before the present. One thing is for certain, it's a chilling spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of an old Indian chief can every now and then be noticed hovering by a murky highway near New York Mills.
An extraterrestrial
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from Jupiter has often been noticed downing diesel from a fuel pump at a gas station in New York Mills.
A Yeti has been perceived on several occasions verbalizing into the thin air as if someone in addition was in attendance.
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Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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