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Riots rock Callisto
Authorities on Callisto today issued a state of emergency due to the recent riots. Callisto has been...
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Accomplice of Martian arsonist girl arrested
Nine year old Florina Munduwalawala of Montevideo was arrested today on arson charges. She was immed...
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These are some lies we made up about Newport.

A gargantuan oryx can often be witnessed taking a rest in a chair in a building right next door to Newport.

The ghost of a guy having half his head missing has now and then been witnessed on a dark night pursuing a passing Nissan on a dark highway near Newport. It has been argued that this specific phantom gets pleasure from frightening people who are brave enough to interrupt the tranquility in Newport. One thing is for certain, this phantom sure is menacing; one that should be stayed away from.

A beheaded female is now and then distinguished in the backseat of a Dodge by the driver seeing the phantom in her rear view mirror around midnight. If you listen to the folks who live here, this spirit enjoys frightening unwise people who come seeking spirits in Newport.
    
A Pterodactyl has purportedly been spotted on several instances by a person camping at a campground near Newport.

A giant colt may sometimes be noticed sitting on a sofa in a mobile home in Newport.

The martian crew member of a flying saucer was perceived moving orbs around by a streetlamp in Newport.

The ghost of an eight foot enormous guy was distinguished staggering from residence to residence before dawn on a Newport street. There have been several testimonies about this ghost in the area.
 
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Martian arsonist child is daughter of Martian official
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