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William Shakespeare was observed at Badboy Creek at midnight throwing pebbles into the flowing water.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space was distinguished in Little Elbow Lake State Park very late at night appearing bloodcurdling.
A space alien from planet Pluto is often witnessed on the highest spot of Hogback Hill around midnight staring at the view.
The phantom of an old prospector with a large mustache and a hook instead of his hand has been said to have been made out on frequent occasions striding from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Naytahwaush street. Local people say that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Naytahwaush some time ago. Regardless of what people verbalize, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that you do not want to bump into around midnight.
A huge lamb can repeatedly be witnessed searching through the closet in the bedroom of a Naytahwaush building in the early morning hours.
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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