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The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object has frequently been made out at Garvin Brook in the early morning hours hurling pebbles into the water.
The spirit of an airliner pilot is often perceived staring at the sight from the summit of Hart Hill before sunrise. A local woman declares that this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Minnesota City many years ago.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy is known to have been spotted on a small number of occasions resting on a sofa in a building in Minnesota City.
The chilling ghost of a Hun can frequently be perceived in Deering Valley on a dark night moving orbs around.
A Brachiosaurus can be distinguished over and over again looking frightening under a lamppost in Minnesota City.
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Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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