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These are some lies we made up about Minneapolis.
A space invader from deep space is occasionally made out at Bassett Creek after midnight tossing pieces of wood into the water.
The martian pilot of a UFO has supposedly been seen on many occasions laundering a blood-covered shirt in Minnehaha Falls at midnight.
A colossal bunny has frequently been distinguished taking pleasure in the panorama at Lock And Dam Number One around midnight.
A very large gnu is frequently seen in a trailer in close proximity to Minneapolis.
A huge camel has been said to have been observed on frequent instances looking for a bag underneath a parked Chevy in a Minneapolis parking lot in the early morning hours.
An ET from Mars may frequently be seen looking scary after midnight on a lawn in Minneapolis.
A gigantic chamois may be seen very often in Adams Hill Park at night dragging a body across the dirt.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has once in a while been seen by Bass Lake howling at
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the eye witness to go away.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft is occasionally observed up on the pinnacle of Pilot Knob going mad.
A space invader from planet Venus has been said to have been noticed on a small number of occasions fly fishing from the water's edge of Crystal Lake very late at night.
A Stegosaurus can
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now and then be witnessed wandering through a home in Minneapolis.
An extremely large impala was observed staggering through an apartment near Minneapolis.
A massive jerboa became visible right by the entrance to Mississippi National River & Recreation Area having a burger.
A wandering spirit was witnessed at a public phone in Minneapolis talking on the telephone. There have been numerous tales concerning this ghost in the neighborhood. No matter what folks utter, it's without a doubt a bloodcurdling ghost that is rather not messed with.
The ghost of an airliner pilot emerged quite near the entrance to Afton State Park discussing into the thin air. Further reports of this ghost have been conveyed. Some of the locals allege this ghost is perhaps the undeceased ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Minneapolis. One thing is for sure, this ghost sure is scary; one that you wouldn't wish to come across late at night.
An extremely large prairie dog was witnessed strolling through a Minneapolis neighborhood
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Ghost Sightings From Minneapolis
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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