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These are some lies we made up about Mendota.
The ghost of a bound up man is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of instances up on Pilot Knob downing chlorine. Scores of local residents claim this ghost is almost certainly the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Mendota. One thing is for certain, this phantom unquestionably is scary; one that is better not interrupted.
Alexander the Great can occasionally be observed pulling a body from the cold water of Minnehaha Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien from outer space is often noticed cleaning a bloody jacket in Minnehaha Falls at midnight.
A gargantuan rabbit is known to have been noticed on a handful of occasions seated on a bench in a flat near Mendota.
The martian pilot of a UFO may repeatedly be observed weeping in Alice Park at the stroke of midnight.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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