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These are some lies we made up about Menahga.
An extraterrestrial from deep space can be perceived often gazing at an old woman snoozing on the floor in an apartment in Menahga.
The ghost of a 12 feet high enormous guy is every so often noticed trying to deposit a corpse in Mud Lake late at night. No matter what, this phantom indisputably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a woman having half her head absent has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions by Kossila Oxbow flinging boulders. According to the people who live here, this ghost is in all probability the undeceased ghost of a local who used to live here in Menahga. No matter what people express, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be stayed away from.
A form with a skeleton face dressed in gloomy robes may once in a while be distinguished looking at the water by Long Lake Dam after midnight. Many residents say this ghost is the undead spirit of a long forgotten Menahga local person.
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One thing is for certain, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A wandering phantom was spotted in Huntersville Park at the stroke of midnight stacking stones. The ghost spoke of revenging a homicide.
A gargantuan hedgehog became visible in the early morning hours before sunrise floating down on Fishhook River.
A massive civet was perceived late at night gazing across Wire Grass Meadow.
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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