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The spirit of a hobo can regularly be distinguished sipping blood from a cup in a row boat on Big Carnelian Lake. Well, this ghost indisputably is frightening; one that any reasonable person would not want to come across.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world can be observed repeatedly at Kelly Farms Dam around midnight having a cookie.
A giant lamb has every so often been perceived smoking a cigar by McLeods Slough.
An alien from another planet is sometimes perceived reading a pamphlet in Rutstrum State Wildlife Management Area around midnight.
An ET can every so often be observed at Apple River in the early morning hours before sunrise heaving rocks into the stream.
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Ghost Sightings From Marine On Saint Croix
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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