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These are some lies we made up about Little Falls.
An enormous kangaroo emerged trying to get cars to stop by a gloomy road next to Little Falls.
A giant kitten was seen glugging down diesel from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Little Falls.
Alexander the Great was seen flinging chunks of concrete at Little Falls Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object has frequently been distinguished walking a Bulldog late at night on a dark Little Falls street.
An enormous dromedary has allegedly been made out on many occasions downing blood from a mug in Charles A. Lindbergh State Park near the ranger station.
A sphinx may often be seen hiding a cadaver by a big rock in Charles A Lindbergh State Park very late at night.
A space man from the Moon has from time to time been witnessed pulling a corpse from the ice cold water of Fletcher Creek around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from space has supposedly been noticed on
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several occasions watching shows in a Little Falls living room after midnight.
An exceptionally menacing ghost can every now and then be made out going through trash container on a Little Falls lane.
A very large monkey has repeatedly been noticed on a Little Falls street in the early morning hours.
The phantom of an old lady holding
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a revolver has been seen on several occasions floating in the air like a balloon in Little Falls. According to what the residents claim, this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long departed Little Falls person who lived here.
A sizeable creepy ogre can regularly be spotted gazing at an old woman slumbering on the floor in a house in Little Falls.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship can be observed time and again trying on a hat in a Little Falls home.
An extremely large gopher has occasionally been noticed struggling up from a manhole on a Little Falls avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an old Indian chief is from time to time perceived musicalizing on an accordion in a Little Falls house.
An martian tourist from space is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions in a Little Falls school in the early morning hours pacing the corridors.
A black crow that turned into a lady was distinguished in a mirror in a Little Falls trailer; the spirit was only noticeable
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in the mirror. This particular ghost has been perceived very frequently in this location. Scores of residents assert this ghost is that of a local who resided here in Little Falls in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Little Falls
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Ghost Sightings From Little Falls
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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