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These are some lies we made up about Le Roy.
A space alien from another planet has been made out on frequent occasions by Lake Louise Dam at midnight looking at the water.
A space man can now and then be spotted yelling people's names down by the water at Lake Louise.
A very large lamb has frequently been witnessed in Cowan Wildlife Area at the stroke of midnight burying a body by a large rock.
A colossal lizard is often observed at Staff Creek late in the night heaving pebbles into the flow.
The ghost of a mailman has allegedly been made out on frequent instances pacing through a residence in the neighborhood of Le Roy.
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Ghost Sightings From Le Roy
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Ghost Sightings From Le Roy
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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