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These are some lies we made up about Leonard.
One of the three Little Pigs can regularly be noticed in Old Red Lake Trail State Wildlife Management at midnight concealing a corpse by a large boulder.
A glow-in-the-dark human character has from time to time been perceived by Ferdi Anderson Wildlife Pond Dam late in the night staring at the water. No matter what people utter, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft has been said to have been witnessed on frequent occasions at midnight following a passing Pontiac on a murky road in the vicinity of Leonard.
An martian explorer from another planet may every so often be witnessed in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
A space alien from another planet has repeatedly been seen raking leaves in the back garden of a building in Leonard.
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Ghost Sightings From Leonard
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Ghost Sightings From Leonard
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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