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These are some lies we made up about Lakefield.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her nose can be witnessed often sitting in a chair in a house in the neighborhood of Lakefield.
The ghost of a chained up woman has every so often been spotted in a metal boat on Lake Flaherty reasoning. One of the residents steadfastly declares that this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Lakefield long ago.
A giant grizzly bear is every now and then seen hiding a corpse by a sizeable rock in Bootleg State Wildlife Management Area on a dark night.
A huge hyena has been noticed on one or two instances in the early morning hours before sunrise chasing a passing vehicle on a murky highway close to Lakefield.
A space invader from deep space may now and then be observed in the backseat of a car by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror around midnight.
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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