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These are some lies we made up about Lake Elmo.

A frightening being has regularly been spotted reading a pamphlet by Raleigh Creek.

The ghost of a man outfitted as a janitor has allegedly been observed on frequent instances at Lake Elmo Regional Park Dam at night looking for another ghost.

The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object can often be distinguished in a rubber raft on Armstrong Lake crying.
    
A huge walrus has from time to time been made out sending a box at a Lake Elmo post office.

An Anchisaurus is from time to time perceived verbalizing into the thin air as if someone else was near.

An extraterrestrial from Venus has been seen on a handful of instances peeping through home windows in Lake Elmo in the early morning hours.

A huge coati can every so often be noticed browsing through trash container on a Lake Elmo residential road.
 
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