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These are some lies we made up about Lake City.
An armed forces outfit striding around with no body in it emerged watching television in a Lake City living room before dawn. The arrival of the viewer terrified the spirit who then faded away. One thing's for certain, this is an antagonistic ghost that is rather not disrupted.
A giant ox was spotted startling people by Gilbert Creek.
The spirit of a gravely charred woman became visible at J Goihl Dam before sunrise shuffling orbs about. The onlooker got freaked out and escaped.
The Pied Piper was observed on the highest spot of Horrigan Hill at the stroke of midnight glancing at the sight.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was made out appearing terrifying in Frontenac State Park at the stroke of midnight.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has often been spotted facing the bystander on the shore of 2 Reservoir.
An alien vacationer from another solar system has been said to have been spotted on numerous occasions very late
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at night heading a directed visit of Garrard Bluff to a company of ghosts.
A giant coyote may often be spotted gazing down into the water at Point-no-Point on a dark night.
The ghost of the driver of a train can be made out often searching through trash cans on a Lake City avenue. Any which way, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that you do
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not want to run into late at night.
A woman lacking a head is every so often spotted floating in the air like a blimp in Lake City.
A space invader from another solar system is rumored to have been distinguished on numerous instances examining Bade Coulee in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
William Shakespeare can now and then be witnessed drinking blood from a glass in Carley State Park near the park headquarters.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft has often been seen gazing at an old woman sleeping in a bed in a flat in Lake City.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space is repeatedly seen in a store in the Lake City vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake City
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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