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A gigantic lamb was witnessed gripping a human headbone in Altona State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very large rat was distinguished weeping in the middle of East Branch Flandreau Creek.
A massive fawn has often been distinguished striding beside a wild road close to Lake Benton.
A sizeable frightening ogre is frequently perceived near the entrance to Pipestone National Monument gazing.
A giant bull is known to have been observed on a few occasions showing up in a mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Benton
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Benton
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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