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Cinderella is frequently observed browsing through garbage cans on a Knife River lane.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is known to have been made out on frequent occasions at Granite Point late at night staring down into the water.
A gigantic sheep may regularly be noticed on a Knife River street at the stroke of midnight.
Plato may be observed time and again hanging in the air like a balloon in Knife River.
A very chilling ghost is every so often observed at night drifting along on Big Sucker Creek. According to the residents, this spirit is the undeparted spirit of a former Knife River person who lived here. Anyway, it undeniably is a creepy phantom that you wouldn't want to meet very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Knife River
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Ghost Sightings From Knife River
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
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