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Issac Newton can be seen over and over again in a Kimball secondary school in the early morning hours before sunrise marching the hallways.
A gargantuan newt has every now and then been perceived in a building next to Kimball.
A gigantic waterbuck is once in a while perceived facing the witness by Marty Lake.
An alien from outer space has been observed on many instances shouting at the watcher to disappear in the middle of Willow Creek.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can sometimes be noticed in a Kimball area grocery store, staggering the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Kimball
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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