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These are some lies we made up about Kelliher.
A Velociraptor has purportedly been made out on several instances destroying a map in Shooks State Wildlife Management Area at midnight.
A colossal wolverine can now and then be made out yelling at a bush in Red Lake State Forest late in the night.
The alien technician of a UFO was spotted pulling a cadaver from the cold water of Armstrong Creek before sunrise.
An alien traveler from another world materialized riding on a bicycle on a gloomy road near Kelliher.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack grasping a large axe was perceived in a flat in Kelliher. This specific ghost has been distinguished frequently in this zone.
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Ghost Sightings From Kelliher
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Ghost Sightings From Kelliher
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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