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These are some lies we made up about Holland.
A gigantic grizzly bear is often witnessed in Holland State Wildlife Management Area very late at night covering a cadaver by a big rock.
A Stegosaurus has supposedly been observed on a few instances up on Stony Point smoking a pipe.
A space man from planet Saturn can regularly be seen browsing through trash container on a Holland street.
A very large wolverine can be observed very frequently on a Holland residential road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young guy dressed in a confederate uniform has now and then been spotted hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Holland. In any event, it's undeniably a scary ghost that any wise person would not want to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Holland
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Ghost Sightings From Holland
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
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