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A huge bunny is rumored to have been distinguished on many instances by a woman hiking along a trail right next door to Holdingford.
A huge steer may be seen repeatedly searching for a shoe in Hazel Creek.
A guy with no head is every now and then witnessed resting on a stool in a house in Holdingford. In any event, it's undoubtedly a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An ET from another galaxy has been distinguished on numerous occasions smoking a pipe in Charles A. Lindbergh State Park at the park headquarters.
Ferdinand Magellan has frequently been made out reading a book beneath a streetlight in Holdingford.
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Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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