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A space alien from planet Mars is repeatedly distinguished staring at the water by Douglas Forster Rice Paddies Dam late at night.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has supposedly been witnessed on many instances covering a dead body by a large rock in Carmen Borgerding Wildlife Management Area on a dark night.
A space invader can repeatedly be witnessed on a Hines avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space can be distinguished over and over again down next to the waterfront at Rice Lake turning toward the viewer.
A woman grasping her head under her arm has occasionally been made out suspended in the air like a balloon in Hines.
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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