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These are some lies we made up about Herman.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant was spotted by Barrows Lake downing apple juice. Several folks close by have had identical happenings involving a quite similar ghost. Regardless of what, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that should be kept away from.
An enormous bunny was observed bass fishing from the water's edge of Mustinka River Reservoir late in the night.
Napoleon Bonaparte has regularly been distinguished reading a newspaper at Mustinka Dam on a dark night.
A gigantic hamster has supposedly been spotted on a few instances trying to find a man in Boekholt Grove State Wildlife Management late in the night.
The phantom of an airline pilot may be seen very frequently in a mirror in a Herman residence; the phantom was solely detectable in the mirror. Regardless of what people express, this is a hostile ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
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