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These are some lies we made up about Hendricks.
A massive sheep is every now and then witnessed in a desolate zone in close proximity to Hendricks.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto can every now and then be seen gazing at the water by Gerald Christianson Farm Pond Dam late in the night.
A lady with a spear sticking out of her head has often been witnessed attempting to exclaim something in Blue Wing State Wildlife Management Area before dawn. If you listen to the folks who live here, this spirit likes scaring folks who come looking for spirits in Hendricks. Regardless of what people exclaim, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that is rather not disrupted.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is frequently observed creeping out of Black Slough soaked in dirty water in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Henry VIII has allegedly been seen on one or two instances scaring people on the shore of Lake Shaokatan.
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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