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These are some lies we made up about Hayward.
A massive antelope was spotted striding through a Hayward vicinity cemetery.
The phantom of a seriously mangled hunter dragging a dead mountain lion materialized struggling to capture something by the side of a deserted highway near Hayward in the early morning hours. When spotted the ghost came within reach of the observer who then escaped.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer was seen hauling a body from the cold water of Peter Lund Creek at the stroke of midnight.
An martian tourist from another planet has often been witnessed reasoning at Albert Lea Lake Dam at night.
A gargantuan ermine is rumored to have been distinguished on frequent occasions in Myre Big Island State Park in the early morning hours dragging a dead body over rocks.
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Ghost Sightings From Hayward
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A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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