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These are some lies we made up about Hastings.

A decapitated woman has regularly been distinguished wandering through a Hastings neighborhood graveyard.

The spirit of a 10 feet tall massive man is repeatedly seen devastating a map by the side of a desolate highway close to Hastings late at night. If you listen to what the folks who live here assert, this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a former Hastings local.

Plato is rumored to have been seen on a handful of instances being in a vacant mansion in Hastings.
    
The spirit of a woman with half her head missing may often be perceived gobbling a tomato in Conzemius Park before dawn.

A shape with a skeleton face in murky robes has now and then been perceived at Lock And Dam Number Two at midnight smoking a pipe.

The alien technician of a flying saucer is now and then distinguished standing by a desolate road close to Hastings.

An ET from planet Jupiter has allegedly been made out on a handful of occasions at night drifting by on Saint Croix River.
 
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