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These are some lies we made up about Hancock.
Marco Polo can regularly be noticed in Benson State Wildlife Management Area before sunrise terrifying folks.
The ghost of a lady with half her head absent may be seen very frequently in Byrne Lake before sunrise trying to conceal a dead body.
A colossal rabbit has from time to time been spotted on a Hancock residential street before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is every now and then observed looking at a guy sleeping on a couch in a building in Hancock.
Frankenstein's Monster has supposedly been perceived on one or two occasions trying on clothes in a Hancock house.
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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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