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These are some lies we made up about Hackensack.
Socrates may regularly be distinguished swallowing root beer down beside the waterfront at Fish Lake.
An ET has sometimes been witnessed gazing down into the water at Miller Bay on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship is now and then observed watering plants in the garden of a mobile home in Hackensack.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet is rumored to have been spotted on frequent instances by Shingobee River looking for a man.
An alien from planet Jupiter has often been perceived sitting in a chair in a residence in Hackensack.
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Ghost Sightings From Hackensack
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Ghost Sightings From Hackensack
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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