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These are some lies we made up about Grasston.
The ghost of an aged man with a huge white beard has every now and then been noticed down near the water at Jarvis Bay smoking a cigar. Regardless of what, it sure is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An extremely large mustang is occasionally made out scrutinizing Clapps Bar in detail before sunrise.
An martian traveler from another planet is rumored to have been seen on a small number of occasions in a building in Grasston.
A woman with a sword sticking out of her head can now and then be distinguished mid stream in East Pokegama Creek sobbing.
A medieval knight's armor with no person inside was distinguished in Rock Creek Park in the early morning hours before sunrise dragging a dead body across the dirt. Shocked by the observers the ghost departed into the shadows.
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Ghost Sightings From Grasston
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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