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The ghost of an aged prospector with a large mustache and a wooden left leg is from time to time seen hiding a corpse by a big rock in Pine Lawn Park at midnight. Regardless of what people state, it is indisputably a chilling spirit that you wouldn't wish to encounter very late at night.
A massive puma has allegedly been noticed on numerous occasions at the stroke of midnight floating down North Fork Bear Creek.
The phantom of a waitress can every now and then be perceived resting at the kitchen counter in a Grand Meadow mobile home going crazy. Anyway, this is an antagonistic spirit that any rational person wouldn't wish to encounter.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady was noticed walking through a flat in Grand Meadow. There have been other stories about this ghost in the neighborhood. A local woman declares that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Grand Meadow before the present. In any event, it's undeniably
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a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a youthful lady dressed as a house keeper showed up staggering through a home close to Grand Meadow. Many stories of this phantom have been reported.
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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