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These are some lies we made up about Glenwood.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been witnessed on numerous occasions at a coin operated phone in Glenwood talking on the phone.
A giant giraffe can from time to time be distinguished in Barsness Park before sunrise hauling a dead body through some bushes.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy was witnessed at Eagles Point at night gazing down into the water.
An extraterrestrial from Venus emerged struggling to grab something by Trappers Run.
A military outfit walking around without a body in it was perceived flashing a flash light on the water's edge of Amelia Lake. When distinguished the ghost approached the viewer who then ran away. In any event, it's a scary ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to come across.
A space man from space came into sight contemplating at Marlu Lake Dam at midnight.
A big creepy beast was perceived marching through a Glenwood vicinity graveyard.
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space alien has frequently been witnessed calling names of people by the side of a secluded road outside Glenwood at midnight.
A very large moose is often made out quite near the entrance to Glacial Lakes State Park pointing at the watcher.
The phantom of a civil war soldier may regularly be seen being in a derelict manor in Glenwood.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
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