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A giant dromedary can every so often be made out walking a Pit Bull at the stroke of midnight on a murky Freeborn street.
An extraterrestrial from another planet was observed slurping paint at Freeborn Lake Dam late in the night.
The Loch Ness Monster became visible in Arrowhead Point County Park at midnight smoking a cigar.
A huge fawn became visible at Arrowhead Point on a dark night looking down into the water.
An extraterrestrial was noticed looking for someone by Spicer Lake.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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