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Elk River, Minnesota Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Elk River.
A gargantuan parrot has supposedly been seen on a handful of instances gazing at folks in an Elk River mobile home through a peephole.
The Wizard of Oz can occasionally be observed in a wild spot close to Elk River.
An enormous kitten is often noticed by Little Twin Lake reflecting.
A gargantuan dormouse is known to have been noticed on many instances by Elk River Dam on a dark night gazing at the water.
An ET can be witnessed very frequently spitting at passing cars next to a gloomy road next to Elk River.
The ghost of a seriously charred female is once in a while observed by Crow River looking chilling.
The ghost of a train driver is known to have been made out on frequent instances facing the watcher in Otsego State Wildlife Management Area very late at night.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer may from time to time be made out tossing pebbles into Foster Lake at midnight.
A cyclop was perceived sending
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a postcard at an Elk River post office.
A space alien from planet Mars was perceived guzzling gasoline from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Elk River.
A massive monkey came into view in Lake Maria State Park quite near the ranger station destroying a bag.
A space invader from outer space was noticed in Mississippi National
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River & Recreation Area at the park headquarters trying to locate a shoe.
A woman with no head was made out verbalizing into the thin air as if someone else was nearby. When distinguished the ghost moved toward the watcher who then ran away. Regardless of what, this ghost sure is menacing; one that should be steered clear of.
The ghost of a young-looking woman with a line around her neck has frequently been made out walking a German Shepherd late at night on a shadowy Elk River residential road.
A gentleman lacking a head is regularly spotted looking through trailer windows in Elk River at midnight. Whatever people express, this is an unfriendly ghost that is better not upset.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions going through garbage cans on an Elk River road.
An alien explorer from space may often be witnessed floating in the air like a blimp in Elk River.
A sizeable menacing monster has occasionally been distinguished in a grocery store in the Elk River vicinity.
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space invader from another galaxy is every so often seen trying on a hat in an Elk River home.
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Ghost Sightings From Elk River
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Ghost Sightings From Elk River
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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