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These are some lies we made up about Duluth.
The spirit of a waitress can once in a while be perceived shifting orbs about in Canosia State Wildlife Management Area before dawn. In any case, it's a chilling phantom that you wouldn't wish to meet before sunrise.
A colossal camel has repeatedly been witnessed gazing at the water by Canosia Wildlife Management Area Dam before dawn.
An Icthyosaurus is often witnessed relaxing in an armchair in an apartment in Duluth.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief may repeatedly be noticed shouting at the eye witness to be off beside a lamppost in Duluth.
A space man may be noticed frequently wandering from building to building in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Duluth residential street.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady has from time to time been distinguished having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Duluth apartment. Folks who have perceived this ghost claim this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long departed Duluth resident.
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black as coal dog that shape-shifted into a woman has purportedly been spotted on several occasions staring down into the water at Ne-i-ash-i Point very late at night.
A gargantuan iguana can occasionally be witnessed by Buckingham Creek annihilating a hat.
An extremely large cow was observed sipping blood from a cup in Jay Cooke State
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Park by the park headquarters.
The ghost of a youthful woman dressed as a house keeper materialized looking at people in a Duluth apartment through a window. This is one of those spirits that is noticed very often in the neighborhood. Local people claim that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while passing through Duluth long ago. No matter what, it's sure a scary spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
A gargantuan dingo was seen in a wild place close to Duluth.
Leonardo da Vinci appeared hovering beside a dark highway in close proximity to Duluth.
A gigantic lamb was distinguished sending a container at a Duluth post office.
A giant anteater was spotted downing diesel from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Duluth.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship has repeatedly been noticed verbalizing into the thin air as if someone besides was in attendance.
A sasquatch is frequently made out walking a dog at midnight on a shady Duluth avenue.
An extraterrestrial
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tourist from space has supposedly been perceived on many occasions looking through home windows in Duluth at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Duluth
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Ghost Sightings From Duluth
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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