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These are some lies we made up about Dover.
A colossal elk is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions drinking apple juice in Crow Spring.
The ghost of a gentleman hauling a bloody spear can frequently be witnessed discussing into the night as if somebody in addition was in attendance. A lot of locals say this phantom may very well be a famous former time native of Dover.
The Loch Ness Monster may be perceived time and again by Frank Hilke Detention Dam after midnight looking at the water.
A very large mule has once in a while been made out seeking a man in Sportsman Park in the early morning hours.
A big scary ogre is every now and then seen staring through apartment windows in Dover in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
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