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A female having a knife in her head was seen staring at the water by Collinwood Lake Dam around midnight. The appearance of the witness scared the ghost who then disappeared.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant emerged on the water's edge of Little Wolf Lake turning toward the eye witness. The onlooker was terrified and escaped. In any event, this is a nasty ghost that should be stayed away from.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack holding a large axe was noticed hauling a body from the freezing water of Collinwood Creek at night. The ghost waved to the bystander. Regardless of what, it is indisputably a chilling ghost that is better not interrupted.
An enormous elk materialized in Cottonwood-Little Lake County Park at the stroke of midnight going wild.
A gargantuan reindeer was seen burrowing an outlet by the side of a deserted road near Dassel on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from Venus was seen being in an abandoned home in Dassel.
A space man from the cosmos has often been made out standing by a desolate road close to Dassel.
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Ghost Sightings From Dassel
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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